Saturday, September 22, 2012

Super Spiffy Paddles!

So, I was at a Play Party last weekend-- hanging out with my fellow spankos and basically getting my butt beat all day *grins*. The theme of the party was "Back to School", naturally this means that I had to wear my sluttiest schoolgirl outfit and heels. But, I'm getting sidetracked, the point that I'm trying to get to is that at this party there was a dude and he had the most outrageous paddles!!!
Count Boogie's new toy company, Book Smarts, manufactures delightfully creative and spank-tastic paddles that are crafted out of your favorite books!
"Book Smarts, if they won't read it, beat em with it!"--Count Boogie
Being an ex-preacher, Boogie originally started his company out with "Bible Thumpers"--guess what books these paddles were made out of? *wink wink* After making several lovely Book Smarts of the Bible variety, Boogie decided to branch out. He now creates Book Smarts paddles out of all sorts of books: Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Shakespear, Ster Trek, and other classics or pop culture icon literature, just to name a few. 
In addition to the whimsical variety of paddles available, Boogie's Book Smarts aren't too pricey. The prices range from $15-$30. Fantastic prices for spank-tastic toys!
my delightfully stingy, yet thumpy Thumper 
When I spotted Boogie and his paddles at the spanking party, I just had to take a closer look--investigate and test out his products if you will. So I picked out three of my favorite paddles, and bent over so my ass could be subject to the product testing. Once again, I was wearing a very slutty *ahem* I mean short, yet tasteful schoolgirl skirt, so my very exposed bottom got quite the spanking! 
my Bible Thumper and freshly spanked bottom
After severally yummy swats with each book, I deduced that the thicker, heavier books made a delightful thud, and packed quite the wallop, while the smaller and thinner books gave me a very ouchie sting. Both types were equally enjoyable! 
It was very hard for me to choose which paddle I wanted to take home to my Daddy, but in the end/after several more swats helped me make up my mind, I went with the stingy Bible Thumper! 
I absolutely adore my new toy! I think I may want another one...perhaps an erotic novel by Anne Rice....or what about 50 Shades of Grey? *winkie face*